Ludo Bites at Royal/T: A Different Perspective

This is not a restaurant review.  It’s not even close.

In fact, if I were a restaurant critic being paid to write a review, what I’m about to write would most likely get me fired. The fact of the matter is, I think that critiquing restaurants is something best left to professionals.

Last weekend, Katrina and I finally had our opportunity to taste the newly designed entrees Chef Ludo Lefebvre offered at his third pop-up installation – this time at Royal/T in Culver City. His stint at Royal/T now behind him, Ludo is likely enjoying a hard-earned holiday away from the frantic pace that he held for three straight weeks.

Where Ludo’s previous venue Bread Bar was just a restaurant, Royal/T is actually a restaurant inside of an art gallery, so you can enjoy your meal surrounded by modern art – paintings, sculptures, mixed media, photography. I found this appropriate, given Chef Ludo’s style.  And rather than  give a review of the food and the meal, I’d like to simply share my experience and perhaps give my thoughts on Ludo’s culinary vision.

I’m not a critic. I’m just a guy with a blog. I know my way around the kitchen, and can prepare some very good meals myself. But I’m not a chef. And I’m amazed to find that many restaurant critics on the web not only don’t cook on a regular basis – some have not cooked a single meal in their lives. Spending most every evening eating at various restaurants does not make you qualified to be a culinary analyst. It makes you an eater – nothing more. Some education is in order, and perhaps that education starts in the kitchen.

This doesn’t just start or stop at restaurants. It affects every type of business that provides a service. The question is how did we get to this point? The answer is very simple; We’ve become a nation of critics. Think about it: American Idol, Top Chef, Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance – those are only a handful of shows on television that attract millions of Americans every night to watch people with actual talent putting it all on the line to be judged on television. And as such, we have become part of that process.  We’ve become so fixated on this that it’s seeping its way into almost every aspect of our lives.

The reviews of Ludo’s recent pop-up by food bloggers all over Southern California have been mostly positive, and it’s been reviewed more times than I care to count. Ludo’s web site has links to a lot of them, if you’re interested in reading what others who have experienced Ludo’s food have to say.

Given my unqualified opinion to rate restaurants, and my disinterest in doing so, I’d like to instead tell you what it was like to taste Ludo’s food, imagine his vision, and appreciate the strokes of a modern-day culinary artist. It seemed so appropriate to me that we were eating this food in the middle of an art gallery. Ludo is an artist himself. His paintings adorn the walls of the gallery, just as they did the walls of The Bread Bar, where his previous pop-up occurred.

I didn’t take pictures of the food, as so many food bloggers have already. There isn’t a picture I would have taken that hasn’t already appeared somewhere. If you’d like to see what the dishes looked like, feel free to read any of the many reviews available online. The pictures are all well-lit, thanks to a special staging area set up for food bloggers by Ludo’s wife Krissy – complete with a soft box and studio lighting.  It wasn’t that I was being lazy or disinterested.  I treated this visit to Ludo Bites as I would an art exhibit. I wouldn’t shoot pictures there either.

Ludo is an artist.  Yes he’s a chef but, most importantly to me, he’s an artist.  And in my perspective, his food is his art. When you visit Ludo, it’s not like sitting down for a meal of nourishment. Sure, you get that too. But it’s more sustenance for your soul, for your mind, for your inner child. His food is playful, fun, inspiring. No plate of Ludo’s food is laid in front of you without some kind of message behind it. Everything on the plate has a purpose. Nothing happens by accident.

Ludo loves playing with ingredients and processes. He doesn’t make mint chocolate chip ice cream. He makes ice cream tasting of sushi rice, mustard, or ginger. He doesn’t just serve fois gras. He serves it stuffed into a beignet with a puree of apricots.

The last time I had fois gras from Ludo, it was in a terrine – served in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich, except that the bread was infused with squid ink.  He takes a different approach to food. It’s an approach many find off-putting. And while I hate hearing the words “You just don’t get it,” perhaps some people just don’t.

A description of one of Ludo’s entrees may elicit the words “What the hell is he thinking?”  But once you’ve eaten that dish, you may very well say “What the hell was I thinking?” As is the case with many of the dishes Ludo presents you with, everything comes into view once you savor that first bite. In the beginning, I was challenged by Ludo’s food. I now find it inspiring.  He inspires me with his food and provides the one thing that is hard to come by these days, especially in restaurants – perspective.

Here are a few of the dishes we enjoyed last Sunday from Chef Ludo:

  • Tuna sashimi with sushi rice ice cream, soy sauce gelee, and smoked ginger
  • Celery Root Soup with Black Truffles and Parmesan
  • Egg Meurette with Red Cabbage and Lardo
  • Fois Gras Beignet with Saffron and dried apricots
  • Fried Chicken with Polenta, grilled baby corn, and mole
  • Pork Belly Confit
  • Chocolate Mousse with Jalapeno

If Ludo’s ahi sashimi with sushi rice ice cream and soy sauce gellee was Mount Kilimanjaro, his fried chicken was Everest. It was a master stroke of technique and planning. The chicken was completely deboned and brined for 48 hours, before being deep fried to a crispy outer layer that would make Colonel Sanders throw in the towel. And where you might expect fried chicken and gravy, you’re served creamy polenta and a mole that had enough spice to lift you right out of your pants.

It’s fun not knowing what to expect.  It’s absolute magic when you watch everyone at the table grinning while they chew.  This is the beauty of Ludo’s brush strokes.

At one point in the evening, I said to Katrina “With his mastery of technique and playful ingredients, I would love to taste a classic dish like Cassoulet or Coq au Vin from Ludo.” She turned to me and said “Do you think he may be beyond that?”  I thought about it, and yes I do. That’s certainly not to say that I think Ludo feels above the French classics – he’s a classically trained French chef.  He’s simply taken his craft far beyond the standards. He can probably do those dishes as well, or better, than most French chefs. But he’s more interested in putting his own stamp on modern day cuisine. This would be like asking Eddie Van Halen to play “Louie Louie” or requesting that Stephen King write a romance novel.  Sure, they could probably do it – but why the hell would they?

When I read a critic pick apart one single dish of Ludo’s, or an element on the dish that didn’t work for them, it’s akin to reading someone write that a painting didn’t work for them because the artist used yellow in the sky instead of blue.  Or perhaps the brush strokes seemed too harsh for the composition of the piece.  Would these same people go to a gallery showing and write that one or two paintings ruined the whole experience for them?

Doubtful.  Even if they did, it would be criminal if you considered that these same critics had no formal art training. Put into the perspective of this article – Ludo the chef and Ludo the artist, it should be clear where I’m going with this.  If it didn’t work for someone, they simply didn’t see his vision.

No one ever took a shot at Ansel Adams by saying he needed to branch out by shooting more human interest photographs. The man shot pictures of mountains and rocks.  He did that, and he did that well.  And while Picasso was often criticized by drawing almost grotesque facial expressions, no one doubted the man’s mastery and importance to his craft.  I would certainly hope that people can see the similarities between artists like these, and an artist like Ludo.

Heston Blumenthal wrote in The Fat Duck Cookbook that, upon opening his restaurant, many of his customers complained about not getting the standard dishes they expected, about the food not being hot enough, or not cooked as they wished it had been. If you know much about Blumenthal and his restaurant The Fat Duck, he’s not much unlike Chef Ludo. His food is challenging, out there. Blumenthal is well aware of this. And he hoped that he’d gradually lose the people who would always be resistant to this style of cooking, and that there would be enough adventurous diners to make his place work.

Eventually, there were. And it did work. So much so, that The Fat Duck is consistently ranked the #2 restaurant in the world, having held the #1 spot in 2005.  And should the day come that Chef Ludo opens his own establishment, this same path is almost certain.

Ludo is not a conventional chef. He does not serve conventional dishes to his customers. Therefore, it would be short sighted to analyze his food in a conventional way. To do so would be missing the point entirely.

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episode 50 :: a new england christmas

I never understood why we always ate fish on Christmas Eve when I was growing up. In fact, I think I didn’t even realize the monotony of it until I was twelve.  Never questioned it either.  I just ate my yearly Christmas Eve tuna casserole with a humble side of STFU.

It turns out that it was an Italian tradition. And apparently Jesus was a vegetarian.  Who knew?

In an Italian or Sicilian house, you never eat meat on Christmas Eve out of respect for the birth of baby Jesus.  I didn’t get these important details until much later, as I spent the latter part of my life spending Christmas Eve feasting on an array of animal flesh — roasted chickens, steaks, and pork roasts.  No disrespect to the birthday boy intended, of course. Had I known, lobster and crab would have been on the menu for certain.

In this episode, Greg Cain from finelobster.com returns to the show to share some of the traditions of a New England Christmas, and answers all of the questions about lobster I didn’t get a chance to pester him with the last time we had him on.


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Looking for a last minute gift idea that will blow the roof off the place?  Why not treat someone you love to a live Maine lobster, delivered right to their door. And if you’re worried about freaking the family out by having a live sea creature delivered to their house in a box, there’s always frozen lobster tails, crab cakes, lobster bisque, or a gift card.  Of course, Greg has a holiday special offer that will certainly get you in the holiday spirit.  Listen to the show (or read below) to find out more.

In this episode:
• Tuna Casserole – a Christmas Eve tradition I never knew about until it was too late
• Fishing along the California coast may soon be a thing of the past
• Avery Brewing’s Sui Generis Barrel-aged Sour Ale (courtesy of Rick from Big Foamy Head)
• Anthony Bourdain’s new book “Medium Raw” hits bookstores June 8th
• Greg Cain from finelobster.com visits
• How to make your own lobster bisque
• Top Chef Quickfire Challenge Cookbook review
• A year-end send off: Clip collage from My Life as a Foodie 2009

Music in this episode by Nickelback.  Buy the song in the iTunes store. Additional music by Michael Giacchino.

SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER:
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Happy Holidays!  See you in 2010 – harder and stronger.  Be safe out there, kids.

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episode 49 :: the mighty duck

I had my first taste of duck when I was 14.  A friends father had returned from a successful hunting trip just a week before and they were hosting a big duck feast with family and friends.  I think it was baked – I can’t remember.  I only recall that it was perhaps the juiciest piece of dark poultry flesh I’d ever eaten, and every single one of my mother’s theories about why we never ate it (it was too greasy, it was too gamy, etc.) were whisked away with that first bite.

In this episode, I’ll show you just how easy it is to make one of the most popular of all classic French Bistro entreés — duck confit. Courtesy of Anthony Bourdain’s Les Halles Cookbook, I’ll explain that with a simple handful of ingredients, a few duck legs, some patience, and basic cooking technique, you can prepare duck in the most tender way possible.  Because – and let’s face it – anytime you’re cooking and storing something buried in its own fat, there’s no way things can possibly go wrong.


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In this episode:
• Why was Tiger Woods forced to air out his dirty laundry to everyone?
• Dogfish Head Chicory Stout
• Dan Patrick proves why America’s general perception of beer (and food) is all wrong
• Rick Sellers’ well documented piece on the Northern California Duck Off
• Preparing Duck Confit
• Paula Deen gets hit in the face with a big salty hunk of karma
• Chef Ludo is back, and better than ever – all month long at Royal/T
• Top Chef Season 6 Pre-Finale Recap

Music in this episode from Saliva.  Buy the song in the iTunes Store.

Purchase Anthony Bourdain’s Les Halles Cookbook from Amazon.com – it’s the perfect holiday gift for your chef spouse.  Or hell, just get it for yourself.  You know you can’t live without it.

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episode 48 :: giving thanks

I’ve never understood why we only choose the fourth Thursday of every November to gather with our families, make food the center focus of the day, and give thanks for the wonderful things in our lives.  Why can’t every day be Thanksgiving?  Isn’t it time we take time out of every day to focus on enjoying our family, sharing a great meal, and talking to one another?

In this week’s episode, we visit the home of my good friend Afaf, who was born and raised in Syria.  As you’ll hear in our conversation, a day that resembles our Thanksgiving happens every day in Syria. At around 2:00 PM, the city shuts down, everyone returns home, and the family enjoys a big meal.  They spend two hours eating, talking, laughing, singing, praying, whatever.  The bottom line is, they stop everything to enjoy the things in their lives that matter to them the most. The only thing missing is watching the Lions get their asses handed to them in front of a national audience.  But who’d miss that?


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Afaf shares her history in Syrian cooking, how she was brought up to cook the smaller dishes as her mother focused on the main meal.  And as she settled into living in America, she began to miss the food of her home country. This prompted her to explore the idea of obtaining fresh ingredients, spending the countless hours (and sometimes days) it takes to make some of these intricate dishes.

More than anything, Afaf shares the ideologies behind Syrian culture, and why food is so important to them.

Later, we enter Afaf’s kitchen, where she shows me how to make Kebbeh, both baked and fried.  Believe me, it sounds easy and even looks easy, but that’s the magic of Afaf’s abilities in the kitchen.  It’s an involved process, and the results are beyond delicious.

Check out Afaf’s pictures on making Kebbeh here. If you’d like to try making Kebbeh at home, get the recipe and illustrated directions on Afaf’s web site.

Thanks for listening, and have a Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Great Northern California Duck Off

[In a continuing series of firsts for My Life as a Foodie, we have our first guest blogger. Thanks to Rick Sellers from Pacific Brew News for bringing this incredible story to us, and his fantastic pictures of an event that further proves that I live in the wrong part of California. I am honored to have one of my favorite wordsmiths sharing his storytelling talent on my blog.]

There’s a clear disconnect in our society and its relationship with food, I don’t think this is a news flash for the readers of My Life as a Foodie. Since the industrialization of food in America, we’ve witnessed a growing chasm between the fork and the field. It’s sad, when you think of it, that some of our modern heroes are people like Tony Bourdain, Jamie Oliver and Michael Polan; people that buck the system and eat the way we used to 70 years ago. It’s almost appalling, actually, that an entire generation of people can’t even cook their own food, let alone grow it, kill it, clean it and prepare it. Still, given the alternative, it’s obvious we need icons like these, people to help remind us who we used to be.

In Northern California we have a food hero of our own. He’s not a boisterous man with catch phrases or a TV show. In the food world, some might have said he’s just a food blogger, one of hundreds or thousands. We know, however, that this isn’t true. In 2009 Hank Shaw was nominated for the prestigious James Beard Award for food writing, as an amateur! His secret? Well, he’s sorta found a way to connect with the world around him. He hunts, loves to fish, gardens and forages the countryside for foods we’ve all but forgot about. He’s the Hunter, Angler, Gardner, Cook – incidentally the name of his blog.

Since his nomination Hank’s status around Sacramento has surged. Given his newfound celebrity status, I guess it was inevitable that his food prowess would be capitalized by someone local, someone who shares passions for local and sustainable food. Enter Chef Michael Tuohy of Grange Restaurant in downtown Sacramento. “The Grange” is quick to tout the use of local ingredients in their kitchen, but it isn’t till you ask that you learn they also bring in whole animals (pigs, goats) grown locally to be butchered on site, making sure to utilize the whole beast.

With their common food interests, it seemed only natural that Tuohy and Shaw would team up – and team up they did! On November 12th the duo hosted The Great Duck Off, a competition-styled event where each would put out dishes for judging – much like you’d see on Iron Chef – with one common ingredient, wild duck shot locally by Hank.

Now, there’s something to the Duck Off that need to be explained. First, the judges were given samples of the wild duck, the public was served free-range duck grown locally. Second, the judges weren’t just friends and parents of the cooks, they included Darrell “I sell groceries” Corti (owner of Corti Bros), Sacramento Bee’s Food and Wine editor Rick Kushman and writer Niesha Lofing and California Waterfowl Association president Bob McLandress.

Easily, the most impressive name on the list of judges for me is Mr. Corti, the man is known the world over for his palate and passion for food, evidenced in every aisle of his store. When the judges spoke, they all carried weight, but the room seemed most captivated by the words that fell out of Darrell’s mouth.

It should be noted, getting slightly ahead of myself, that Corti had significant praise for the dishes put out by Hank Shaw, the challenger in this event. I can’t claim to know Hank more than his online persona, but I’m guessing Corti’s praise made his day.

The Event

Both chefs showed up for competition at 7:00am to begin the day-long preparation. By the time I arrived at 2:30 in the afternoon they were wrapping up the heavy lifting in the downstairs kitchen and moving the day’s work upstairs in the exhibition kitchen. Moments before I met Chefs Tuohy and Shaw, the unthinkable happened – the large wheeled cart that was carrying the labors of the day collapsed.

I wasn’t there, don’t have any details beyond that, but let’s just say the first face-to-face introduction with both chefs was understandably short. Each made quick order of trying to get back on schedule for their deadline with the judges, a more challenging task for Hank who was trying to familiarize himself with the new surroundings.

I must admit, watching the chefs working side by side, back to back, it didn’t come across as a competition. While Hank’s been out of the pro-kitchen surroundings for years, the two seemed to work in harmony, staying out of each other’s way (more than I did) and communicating effectively when needed. Still, regardless of the level of competition felt, this would have made for great television. Chefs mentally tracking time as they season, sear, chop and plate – always cognizant of the time and seeming more at ease with each passing minute.

For the first plating the judges reviewed, both chefs offered a selection of small bites. Hank Shaw’s plates featured something he called The Way to a Duck’s Heart is Through His Stomach:

• hand-cut duck sausage stuffed in a snow goose’s neck
• confit of gizzards with sautéed chanterelle mushrooms
• duck heart tartare

Chef Tuohy’s presentation was called Duck Liver Three Ways:

• crispy polenta fried with duck fat mayonnaise
• creamy duck liver mousse with pickled French prune
• grilled on a rosemary skewer with fig-balsamic preserve

To be frank, I believe a couple of the judges had some textural issues with the meats in front of them. Had nothing to do with the chefs, but perhaps a psychological aversion to such rich and savory items – stemming back to days of youth. Still, the judges made a good face of it and did the work they were charged to do. Corti’s words on the dish clearly carried the most weight, and it was clear that he was pleased. Unfortunately for the chefs, it was clear they had to be on to the next course before hearing the commentary. For those in the crowd, this is what we were here for – and how I wish there’d been a video camera running.

The second courses didn’t have the visual appeal of the first, but I believe were even more interesting for the palate.

Hank’s plate? Duck Sugo
• Served over handmade barley pappardelle made with duck eggs

Chef Tuohy: Warm Duck Rillette
• Fuyu persimmon & pomegranate salad

I can’t claim to have tried all (or even most) of the dishes presented to the judges, but I did have some of the duck-pasta made by Hank – it was my favorite dish. Not that this carries any weight, just thought I’d share.

The final course for the judges was a seductive offering, the aromas and visual impressions were absolutely incredible.

Hank’s Plate:

Ducks in the Orchard
• seared mallard breast with apples that were cooked in duck fat, served with reduced cider, mint and a little chile

Chef Tuohy:

Pan Roasted Duck Breast
• celery root & parsnip puree, roasted porcini & matsutake mushrooms and black truffle sauce

If you haven’t figured out yet, this was a pretty spectacular event.

The Results

At the end of the day the votes had to be cast and a winner announced. While the judges sided with Chef Touhy, Darrell Corti said the competition was a draw and said his favorite dish of the day was Shaw’s confit was the dish of the day. What’s more, all judges agreed that Hank’s Duck in the Orchard plate was their second favorite dish – how can you complain about that? I truly hope that this is just the first of an annual friendly competition between these two culinary talents. Not only is it fun to be around, I believe it’s good for Sacramento foodies and the public overall.

You see, at the end of the day the event was covered by the local news outlets (TV and print) and the message of eating local and sustainable was put out, even if only in small doses. If only a handful of people who saw the event in the news thought twice about where their food came from, it wouldn’t matter who won or how much publicity was garnered – it would have been worth the effort.

For those lucky enough to attend the public dinner that followed, there’s little doubt the labor and time involved was worth it – the meal was a knock-out! Five course of duck in all its glory. Thanks to Hank and Michael, as well as the staff at Grange Restaurant. Additionally, congratulations to both chefs.

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love at the pub :: a conversation with mary jane mahan

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To honor today’s release of the new book “Love at the Pub,” we have an added bonus to episode 47 – a special interview with the books author Mary Jane Mahan. She loves craft beer with a passion, and it shows.

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Mary Jane shares her passion for the Brick Store Pub, the community atmosphere that surrounds it, and her love for all things craft beer.  Rated #2 in the country by Beer Advocate, the pub is the foundation of the people who make up the community of Decatur, Georgia. It’s a pillar of strength for anyone who advocates good beer, good food, and a place where you can hang your  hat and feel at home.

Buy “Love at the Pub” on Amazon.com or directly from the books web site www.loveathepub.com. 10% of Love at the Pub profits will be donated to SkaterAid, a youth skate and music event that benefits families dealing with pediatric cancer.

Also, don’t forget to check out the one-of-a-kind true vision of the perfect American pub at www.brickstorepub.com

Happy Veterans Day, troops!  Thank you for all you’ve done, all that you do, and all that you will continue to do to make us safe.

episode 47 :: ad hoc at home

episode 47 :: ad hoc at home

My favorite restaurant finally comes home. With the recent release of Thomas Keller’s Ad Hoc at Home Cookbook, my kitchen is complete. It’s a book filled with recipes for family-style comfort meals, cooked with French techniques, as only Thomas Keller can do.

In episode 47, I recap my recent Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit experiment, and share the recipe from the Ad Hoc at Home cookbook (kind of – you need to buy the book if you want real measurements), and compare how the recipe and techniques from the book compare to the store-bought kit.

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Topics:
• Food Inc. DVD deleted scenes – worth the price of the entire disc
Ad Hoc at Home Cookbook, and the Cookbook @ Home blogging craze
• How the Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit compares to the Ad Hoc at Home Cookbook recipe
• Anthony Bourdain’s Alternate Universe – Is this where Tony jumps an animated shark?
• Paula Deen’s Donut Burger – Is it hers, or is it verboten to call her out?
• Top 10 worst dining trends in the last decade
• David Chang – the next big rock star chef, or just another asshole in the kitchen?

Purchase Thomas Keller’s Ad Hoc at Home here.

Music in this episode from Chevelle. Download the song in the iTunes store, and visit their web site www.chevelleinc.com

Special thanks to VBS.TV for the feature on Chef David Chang from Momofuku. Watch the whole thing in its entirety here.

NOTE: I recorded this show just short of the Podcast Awards nominations, so I was unable to include the results of nominations on the show.  Unfortunately, we did not make it this year, but I thank all of you who took the time out of your day to nominate the show. Apparently, we didn’t make the grade this time around.

However, our good friend Bob at The Baub Show did get nominated in the Entertainment category, and I hope all of you can show some love for Bob once nominations open November 13th. I am very proud of him and his show, and I’m urging all of you to help Bob launch his way to the top.   His show is awesome, and it would be a well deserved award for him.

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Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit

Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit from Williams-Sonoma

I love eating at Ad Hoc, Thomas Keller’s casual restaurant in Yountville just a block away from Bouchon and the tiny Bouchon Bakery.  Their prix fixe $49 menu never disappoints us when we visit.  As I’ve said twice on the show before (here and here), it’s like eating a home cooked meal prepared by a top-tier kitchen staff.

Because we live so far away from the restaurant, we’re not able to go as often as we’d like to.  In fact, Arnold at inuyaki.com takes the cake, having been to the restaurant 30 times in 2 1/2 years. Oh how nice it must be to live that close to all the good stuff.

One of the meals regulars like Arnold rave about, that we’ve never been fortunate enough to enjoy, is their weekly “Fried Chicken Night” on Mondays. Keller loves making fried chicken, and I have only heard great things about this weekly meal at Ad Hoc.

Enter the Ad Hoc Fried Chicken Kit from Williams-Sonoma (available in stores only – no longer available online).  What appears as a small flour sack contains packages of brine and coating mix to make two batches of fried chicken.

Brine and Coating Mix

When made according to the inconceivably precise directions on the back of the bag, it’s like eating at Ad Hoc on the infamous Monday night everyone raves so much about.

The first step was simple.  In a large pot, combine the contents of the bag of brine mixture with 6 1/2 cups of water, bring it to a boil, then allow to cool in the refrigerator for 2 hours.

Brine

While the brine was cooling, I figured I’d get to work on the chicken. We eat a lot of chicken in our house. Two or three times a week, usually. So I’ve had a lot of practice carving these birds.

Chicken

I cut the chicken into 8 pieces (2 drumsticks, 2 thighs, 2 wings, and 2 breasts).  After taking this picture below, I re-read the instructions which said to cut the beasts into halves.  So I did that.  Again, if you’re cooking Keller, do what the man tells you to.

Chicken pieces

Once the brine was cool, I dropped the pieces into the solution, pressing to submerge them as completely as I could. Then I covered it, and put it into the refrigerator to begin the brining process.

Chicken in brine

Guess how long the brining process takes.  EIGHT TO TWELVE HOURS!

Yeah, that’s what I said too.

That seemed a little long for me.  I was happy to get an early start on this project, but at this rate we were looking at a pretty late dinner.  On the weekends, we tend to eat earlier because I have more time to cook and prepare. This was going to be pushing it a little.

After the 8 hours were up, I took the brine from the refrigerator, removed the chicken pieces and rinsed them with cold water to remove any herbs and spices that were sticking to them. After drying them with paper towels, I allowed them to sit at room temperature for a while.  I took this time to make my fry station, splitting the coating mix between two plates, and 3 cups of buttermilk in a bowl between them.

Fry Station

I heated my peanut oil to 330 degrees, then started coating my chicken pieces one at a time.  Starting with the legs and thighs (directions were very specific about which pieces to do first), I dredged the chicken in the coating mix, dipped it in the buttermilk, then dredged it in the second plate of mix until thickly coated. The directions stated not to shake off the excess, so I didn’t.  After all of the chicken pieces were coated, it was time to start frying this stuff, two pieces at a time.

Everyone in the pool!

Almost finished piece of fried chicken

I started with the legs and thighs, frying them for 10-13 minutes until they were golden brown.  When the pieces were finished, I transfered them to a paper-towel lined rack to drain.  The breasts and wings came next, which took less time to cook – about 6 minutes.  It was at this time that my oil became really nasty looking. Some of the batter found it’s way into the pot of oil, and I realized my temperature had gotten to 350 degrees at some point as well.  This had no apparent affect on the chicken, but the oil was definitely toast.

I served the chicken with biscuits, herbed mashed potatoes, and chicken gravy I made using some stock prepared from the neck, back, and bones from the cut up fryer.

Dinner's ready!

So how was it?  It was delicious – that’s how it was.  The meat was remarkably juicy and tender, and had a pleasant lemony flavor to it.  The brine certainly did this, and it helped tighten the skin as well, which helped the crust.

The crust itself was OK, but not as crunchy as I thought it might be.  After having experimented with Trisol, I’m kind of spoiled in that regard.  Nothing will ever be crunchier than that.  Overall, the flavor of the chicken far outweighed the flavor of the crust.

Either it was really delicious or we were both famished from the 12 hour wait for dinner, but this plate says it better than I can.

Complete slop - ever again!

I’m going to try Keller’s recipe from the September 2008 issue of Bon Appetit next, followed by the recipe in the new Ad Hoc at Home he’s recently released.  It will be interesting to see how they fare compared to this.

Supplies may be limited, but look for this mix in  the Williams-Sonoma store near you.  And buy Ad Hoc at Home, so you can start enjoying the comforts of Ad Hoc at home.

Wow.  That sounded just as weird as it looked when I wrote it.

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episode 46 :: little miss horrorfest

little miss horrorfest

It’s my favorite time of the year – Halloween. And this year we’re doing the show in true style. After Dark Films Horrorfest 4 starts January 29, 2010. In honor of that, we’re being joined by Miss Horrorfest herself, Vic Tim, who calls in to talk about Horrorfest, and generally creep everyone out (in a blonde, sexy sort of way).

The Horror Movie Quote Game returns, this time with a twist. Most of the quotes involve food in some way, and you can earn bonus points by naming either the food in the scene, or the hidden ingredient. And, thanks to After Dark Films, we’ve got great prizes.

The contest ends November 3rd. The person who sends the most correct answers to phil [at] mylifeasafoodie.com by that date will win our grand prize – 4 promotional DVDs from After Dark Films. We have consolation prizes too, also courtesy of After Dark Films — T-shirts from Horrorfest III, in both mens and womens sizes.

Listen to My Life as a Foodie Listen to the special Halloween episode

In this episode:
• What if Frankenstein’s Monster actually came over for dinner?
• My Dodgers aren’t in the World Series, but I’m entertained by Phillie’s pitchers
• Home-cured bacon update
• Ghost hunting
• Punkin’ Ale from Dogfish Head
• My neighbors are ghosts?
• Vic Tim “Miss Horrorfest” visits the show
• A new horror movie starring Paula Deen
• “Name That Horrible Dish” (Horror Movie Quote Game)
• For dessert – Pumpkin Creme Boolee
• Food, Inc. on DVD November 3rd

Special thanks to Miss Horrofest and After Dark Films for making this year’s Halloween episode the best ever. Visit horrorfestonline.com for more information on Horrorfest 4, buy DVDs from previous Horrorfests, and check out Miss Victoria Tim’s YouTube channel for updates on the remaining 4 films yet to be selected for the festival, which begins January 29, 2010.

Music in this episode from:
Chevelle
Lustmord
• Phear of Orchestration
James Newton Howard


UPDATE 11/3: The contest is officially over. Congratulations to Jessica for scoring a perfect 17/17 and winning our grand prize (4 promo DVDs from After Dark Films). Also scoring a perfect 17/17 (only half an hour later) was chutley, who takes 2nd place. Third place prize goes to Frantastic, who scored 16/17. I will email you soon for your addresses and shirt sizes. Thanks again to all of you for participating in this year’s contest. The response was incredible.

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Making Bacon

Making Bacon

I love words. On any given occasion, I will fail to find the right ones, but for the most part I love them. My three favorite words? “Do It Yourself.”

Maybe it’s a guy thing, but there’s a reason Home Depot and LOWES are as popular as they are. There is a great sense of accomplishment that comes with the words “I did it myself.”

There are some things I’m not very DIY savvy with, however. Car repair is one. I’d love to be adept at working on my own car. But I found out early on in my life that I sucked at it so badly, there was no question that I was looking at a future of shelling out a lot of my hard earned cash to a mechanic for the rest of my life.

Here’s an example of one such lesson. When I was in college, I tried to save money by rebuilding the carburetor of a car I could hardly afford to put gas in. Carburetors – remember those? I discovered that a rebuild kit would cost me $120 less than a replacement. Fantastic. How hard can that be? It even came with instructions.

When I was done rebuilding that thing I had 12 parts left over, and my car idled at 1200 RPMs. That was the end of me working on my own cars forever – save for oil changes and spark plug replacements.

Play to your strengths.

When it comes to home repair, gardening, and cooking – I’m a DIY wunderkind. So when I recently found out that making your own bacon at home was not only possible, but relatively simple, I was all over it. That’s a custom-made DIY situation.

I’d just purchased Michael Ruhlman’s book “Charcuterie” before we left for our vacation to Sonoma, where (as I discussed in Episode 45 of my podcast) I discovered Black Pig Meat Company and the secret to really good bacon – pork belly from free-range, humanely raised pigs, some simple curing salts, brown sugar, smoke, and patience.

Reading Ruhlman’s instructions on making bacon made the whole process seem simple. The hardest part would be waiting for the curing process to finish. The idea of 7-10 days in the cure before I could actually smoke the finished belly seemed harder than the first time I brewed beer. But when I thought about it, that took 4-6 weeks. This would be a walk in the Pork Park.

There were two things I had to do first: find a source for the best possible pork belly, and order the necessary curing salts. Ruhlman recommended a few places, one of which was sausagemaker.com. I ordered the pink salt (absolutely necessary for bacon), a few other items for future sausage making projects, and gave myself the week it would take for the curing salts to arrive to find a source for good pork belly.

The search did not take long.

Only a handful of days later, a visit to my local Asian market ended up golden. I mean, I hit pay dirt. There in the meat counter lay slabs of pork belly – and not just pork belly, but Black Pork Belly. I was happy just to find whole uncut belly, but this slab was thick, meaty, and had a nice big layer of fat on the outside of it.

It looked like this:

Black Pork Belly

When the salts arrived, I followed the instructions in Ruhlman’s book and made a large batch of basic dry cure. Since I only needed about 1/4 cup to rub all over this belly, I saved the rest for future bacon making.

Basic Dry Cure

I’m not giving any recipes here. That’s taking money out of Ruhlman’s pocket, and I’m not about to do that. I highly suggest purchasing his book. It’s a wealth of information, and if you really want to do this right, his book is the bible. I’m taking a page out of Ryan’s blog “Head To Tail at Home” where he fails to share Fergus Henderson’s recipes, because he doesn’t feel it’s the right thing to do. I agree with Ryan. Buy the book. It’s not that expensive.

So, according to Ruhlman’s directions, I rubbed the cure all over the belly, then rubbed an additional 1/4 cup of brown sugar over it too (because I wanted my bacon to taste kind of sweet, like me) and placed it in a ZipLoc bag.

Curing Belly

This might look a little low-tech, but Ruhlman says a ZipLoc bag is perfect because it allows you to keep the cure on the meat at all times during the curing process. As the meat cures, it exudes all of its moisture. This mixes with the cure and becomes a curing solution. Once I placed it in the refrigerator, I would visit the belly every morning before work, and turn the bag over, so the cure was being evenly distributed constantly. This is called “overhauling.” That’s shop-talk for us bacon making pros.

While we’re on the subject, last week I overhauled several bottles of Belgian beer, but that’s a whole other Oprah.

How do you know when the belly’s done? Seven days after entering the cure, you press your finger into the thickest part of the belly. If it’s hard, it’s done. If it feels like the center of John Daly’s belly, give it another day or two. I waited a full 10 days, because Ruhlman said no more than 9 and I’m a rebel like that.

Once removed from the brine, you completely rinse the belly, dry it completely, and get it ready for smoking.

Pre-smoked belly

I wedged it right in the center of a smoking rack I use for chickens and other feathered animals lucky enough to meet my smoker. I didn’t want grill marks on it, and I don’t have a smoker that allows me to hang things in it. One day, but not on this day.

Apple WoodRuhlman wrote that you can put the belly in the oven if you don’t have a smoker. But if you do have a smoker, apple wood is the best choice for bacon. I love the flavor apple wood gives light meats like pork, so I bought an entire bag of chunks. I needed a low and slow heat, because I didn’t want it to cook too quickly, so I used a low heat source and kept a steady stream of apple wood burning. If you’re using an oven, you can get away with a higher heat source, but when you’re smoking, you want the process to take longer, so you don’t over cook the outside of the belly. For this reason, I keep the heat very low through the entire process.

You need to heat the belly to an internal temperature of 150 degrees. I knew it was getting close when it started to bronze like this:

Smoked Belly

Eventually, my instant read thermometer hit the sweet spot.

150 degrees - money shot

I took it off the smoker, allowed it to cool, and dropped it into another ZipLoc bag and let it cool over night before slicing. Man, the makers of ZipLoc make a killing on me. I use them for everything.

The next day when I took the smoked belly out to slice it, it felt dense and smelled fantastic. It was a big, smoked chunk of porky love.

Pre-sliced bacon

You know, I have great knives. I spend good money on knives, and even have a few great knives that have been given to me. I keep them very sharp and always protected. But even the sharpest knife the in the world could not make this job easy. It was a little tough slicing this belly into actual bacon slices, but it was definitely worth it.

sliced bacon

I’d like to think a meat slicer was in my future, but I’m running out of counter space in my kitchen as it is. Better just keep those knives sharp.

The moment of truth was upon me, so I fried up a slice of my very first home-cured bacon.

Cooking bacon

To say it was delicious would be doing it an injustice. Again, sometimes I fail to find the right words to use. Let’s say it was astounding. It had just the right amount of smoke, not too much. It certainly didn’t taste overbearingly smoky like the liquid smoke-injected slabs you find in the grocery store. The brine was perfect too. It wasn’t dominated by sodium in any way, but you can certainly taste it. It was perfect. It tasted like a perfect piece of bacon.

And it was, because I did it myself. Does it hold a candle to Black Pig Meat Company’s bacon? I don’t think so, but it’s a pretty damned good replication of what good bacon is supposed to taste like.

Next? More bacon, of course. Then, I’ll venture into the world of dry cured salumi. I’ll try Salami, Pepperoni, and Spanish Chorizo.

You want to do this too, don’t you? Here are some resources:

“Charcuterie” by Michael Ruhlman
Sausage Maker
Nose To Tail At Home, Ryan’s awesome blog